Total Medals Earned: 35 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 690 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
Kill the second boss
buy somethign in the shop
find it
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 17/20 (395/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 11/21 (80/500 points)
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I hate it when this happens
Make the cursor fabulous
Change the wallpaper